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Thursday, 26 November 2009

‘You pass this way but once. There’s no such thing as normal. There’s you and there’s the rest. There’s now and there’s forever. Do as you damn well please or you could end up being a pot-bellied, hairless boring fart.’

I first realised that I wanted to be an entertainer when I was about ten or twelve. At first I wanted to be Hank Williams, it was quite funny really, my father was a devout Catholic and we lived in the Barras, which is a market place in Glasgow. In the market they sold records, there was always Neil Sedaka booming out and the pop of the day. My father bought a record called Dear Mary by Slim Whitman, thinking that it was a hymn. He thought it was about Mary, the mother of Jesus. When he got it home he was disappointed to find that I was a love song – a song mourning lost love, but I loved it and I urged him to get more, so he asked the guy in the shop who gave Hank Williams and so I learnt to yodel. I thought that I would like to be a Hank Williams kind of guy. He had a character called Luke The Drifter and I saw myself as Luke The Drifter yodelling through life.

Up until then I’d always wanted to be a tramp. There was a reading book at school which had a picture of a cottage with roses around the door and a woman giving a tramp a strawberry jam sandwich and I thought, what a life. Go up to any door and a woman gives you a strawberry jam sandwich, do it again and someone else will give you another sandwich. Somewhere between being a tramp and being Luke the Drifter, that was my ambition.

My aunt Margaret, who lived in our house was very keen on Variety Theatre, she took me there all the time and I fell in love with it. Jimmy Logan, Stanley Baxter and Jack Radcliffe. I remember, about the age of twelve or thirteen, thinking that was what I’d like to do – I’d like to be a comedian, but I was scared to tell anybody. Eventually, I told a school teacher – a science teacher called big Jim Sheridan, He was going round the class one at a time asking everybody what they wanted to be, most said marine engineers, because that’s what you did in Glasgow to get the hell out of there and see the world. When he asked me and I said a comedian, it was like Vesuvius erupting, everybody was screaming with laughter, and he said, that he had seen me playing football during the lunch break and thought that I’d achieved my ambition and I never really lost it from there.

My first taste of show business was when I formed a band called The Humblebums. I wanted to be a musician badly and I started with a guy called Tam Harvey, a really good plectrum guitarist, and we did well. Then Gerry Rafferty joined. I met Gerry at a party, I was doing a charity show in Paisley and he was in the audience. Gerry was very good for me. He taught me that I would never be a musician as long as my arse looked south. He was just so outstandingly good and getting better, and although I was getting better too, the space between us remained huge. He was a real musician, he knew and felt music, a bass player, with a lovely sense of harmony, as well as a great guitarist. I knew tunes and how to play them but that was where my musicianship ended, unfortunately I’m still the same to this day. I work very hard, I play every day but I’m still ordinary, I can be flashy….but it’s all tricks really. He’s a musician and I’m just not in the same league. So, I gave up these ambitions and concentrated on what I was really born to do.

The Glasgow shipyard was a great apprenticeship for my life as a comedian. It’s a world that doesn’t actually exist any more, the shipyards, it was very very good for me, but I don’t think your background matters as long as you’ve got one. You can be a children’s carer and be a comedian because there’s great wealth of material doing that or you could be a psychiatric nurse or a cop. I don’t think it’s really important that I came from the shipyards, except that I loved them, I loved the people involved because that’s where I became a man, I went in as a boy and came out as a man, I think the same thing happens to a lot of guys.

It was traumatic for me. Going from an unhappy home into the shipyards was like going on holiday, meeting these guys, who were so lovely. When the factory doors closed it became like a big prison. The men became very profane you know just swearing and sex and blah blah, you know the way they do in jail or the army. It was great for me because there was a lot of funny guys in there who were just funny, they didn’t tell jokes, they were just funny men.

I was surprised at the impact that I made in those early days in Scotland, it was off its damn head, all I did was something that had been done before by Jimmy Logan. I was funny in a Glasgow accent. We were used to English comedians on the radio and they were great. Charlie Chester, Ted Ray and Jimmy Wheeler, the Billy Cotton Band Show and all, but the Glasgow accent was considered kind of lower class and they didn’t allow it on radio in Scotland. It was a if nobody had Scottish accents unless they came from the countryside but I was a modern Glaswegian and I looked really hairy, I was kind of weird for show business, except for Rock and Roll, I had a lot of hair and a big long beard. I wasn’t swearing then, but I was taking about venereal disease and haemorrhoids and things that make life a bit uncomfortable.

It was an ambition I held very dearly, I wanted to be as funny as ordinary guys are. I think that ordinary people are funnier than comedians, I know that sounds a bit pretentious but I’ll give you an example – if you’re in a pub at lunchtime, or early evening and there’s a crowd of people in from the office block next door, or from the hospital – a bunch of nurses, office workers, or guys from the local factory, they’ll be celebrating someone’s birthday, and they’ll have a couple of drinks and they’ll be talking and then they’ll just burst into laughter, one of them has said an accurate thing about someone that they all know and they will explode in laughter, and then it will continue, they will scream….they’ll be spitting drinks, you’ll never see them laughing like that at a comedian. Well, I always thought that I wanted to take that on to the stage. The thing we used to do at tea time in the shipyards, eating our sandwiches round the fire when guys would say something about the foreman ad you’d be unable to eat your sandwich, just falling about the place, tell the truth like it is and people love it, they recognise it and they identify with it.

I made a living as a folk singer. The folk music thing was booming in Britain and you could make about a hundred pounds a week, twenty five pounds a night. But then, one day I read in the papers that I was a comedian, I thought I was just a funny folk singer, because I was too hairy to be a comedian, too scruffy and hippy. Too young for Varity Theatre, they liked old guys in kilts at the time, the blue mohair suit kind of people with the shiny hair.

There wasn’t alternative comedy then but that’s what it was, but nobody called it that. I read in a Sunday newspaper “comedian Billy Connolly”, and I thought my God I’ve done it… I’m a comedian, and then slowly it just continued from there. I never thought of myself as making money as a comedian, I was always just this funny guy making a pretty decent living. In my naivety, or my conceit I presumed it would last for quite a long time. I don’t know where the material comes from, it just sort of comes, it trundles along, I don’t analyse it or question it, I’m just glad I’m there in the same room at the same time as it is.

After 30 years of stand-up comedy, I still find it every bit as frightening to get up in front of an audience.

For me it’s nerves, it’s all nerves and anger, and coffee and being high that does it for me.

I mean being high in the natural sense. I don’t turn on to go on stage or anything but I get very very high when I’m up there and it just suddenly happens – it’s almost a kind of spiritual thing, but it’s this rush come on you and if you can hold it all in and channel it, suddenly you’re funny.

I never really became a man, which is probably why much of my comedy still revolves around bodily functions! I remained a boy and all boys love it!

underpants,
willies,
poo,
knickers,
bums…….

And it never really left me!

I still find them funny and anywhere that you’re vulnerable you’re funny. When your knickers are down, life is wonderful and the more uptight the middle class get about it, the happier I become. When I’m at work I like to work. I was a welder, so I like working, I’m a grafter, I have a working class kind of ethic, so actually getting out there is what it’s all about for me. The Royal Albert Hall and the Portree Gathering Hall are the same place.

Comedy has nothing to do with class or staying in the place you were born. It’s not a matter of physically moving away from the street, it’s keeping your head where your material is, your memory is the most outstanding of things and the older you get the clearer it becomes, you can see things so clearly from a distance, so between your fantasy and the reality and your memory, you should have years of material in your head. Because little things are immense on stage, like I’ve been doing a thing, about beanbag chairs and just saying that you can tell how old you are by the length of time it takes you to get out of a beanbag chair. It’s just a thing I noticed when I’m with the children watching telly. So comedy is absolutely all around you. Once you become successful people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder, they’ll find you out, saying come on, speak like Billy Connolly, don’t give me this welder crap, I haven’t been a welder for 30 years – welding’s a mystery to me now. So you can’t go back, but your life changes every day, but your attitude doesn’t. If you’re doing it in any way right, your attitude remains the same as it’s been since day one, since you were a wee boy at school.

I always saw myself working until I was old. Maybe it was a naïve way to look at it but I always thought it would be a long career, I thought that’s what comedians did and I still feel they should. And the funniest thing is when people ask me why am I still doing it, and I say because it’s my job; they don’t say to painters, you must have a few bob now, why are you still doing it. Why don’t you give it up when you get to a certain number but the trouble is that you spend the money, I spend an awful lot of money living this funny lifestyle because it makes me very happy and it makes my family all jolly and happy, so I’ll just keep doing it until I die. I’ll keep doing it until I’m old, or until the people don’t come back and see it any more, they get fed up with me or something.

Marriage to Pam, it didn’t change me, it’s saved me. I was going to die. I was on a downward spiral and enjoying every second of it. Not only was I dying, but I was looking forward to it. I saw myself as a tragic, kind of James Dean, tragic, rock and roll tragedy, which was total cobblers but that’s the way I saw myself. I thought logically that the drinking and various substance abuse could only go in one direction and if the mornings are anything to go by, the mornings were getting longer and longer and I thought that I would get sick and die. I was perfectly au fait with that and that was fine with me, and then Pam came along.

I started to change very quickly, and felt I wanted to live again and became normal. I started to regard my life the way everybody else regards theirs, as quite a precious thing. I had no desire to be James Dean any more and for that I’m not grateful or thankful, I don’t think along those lines, I just love her…..she changed my life immensely and we’re kind of inseparable, we’re joined at the hip, me and Pam. Pamela rarely criticises my performance but when she does I listen. I listen to people’s criticisms. A woman wrote to me when I was doing a thing about a deaf and dumb guy and she criticised me for that. I think it was from Australia, she wrote to me and said she fell about the room watching me imitating a deaf person, but she was also in great pain, because her son was deaf. She said that when I did the impersonation of the deaf guy trying to speak, it was incredibly accurate, but that she found it very painful. So I wrote to her and said I won’t do it any more, I’m sorry I hurt you, it’s not what I aim to do. So I don’t do it anymore.

So I do listen to criticism from time to time and I think well maybe that was too close, because I’m not in the business of wounding people. Sometimes you can get too near. But there are some people I like to wound. Like church people and politicians, because they become untouchable, so I love swinging the boot at the political and religious targets. I think they manipulate people terribly and I like to equalise it a wee bit. That’s my only rebellious stand. Generally I can just say whatever comes into my head and take it or leave it.

I’ve always enjoyed life immensely apart from that very black period from my middle thirties to late thirties, which was the dark bit, but I must say I love my work from that time. The albums I made then in the dark period were colossal, I’m still feeding from that, getting energy from that. I’d hate to be a role model except for boys, I hope boys are looking at me and saying, aye that’s ok, I’ll have a go at that, you can stay a nutter all your life. I would like to think there was somebody in a bedroom playing my record quietly so that their parents wouldn’t hear it.

I hope to grow old disgracefully.

I’d like to be a complete nuisance, like Spike Milligan. Spike’s a great great hero of mine, I’d like to shout at church Rubbish! Explain! I’d like to be in a public gallery of parliament shouting Tosh! Nonsense! Get a job! I really would. I’d like to go and show up those Scottish parliament types.. I like to scream at Nationalists whenever I can, I have a deep loathing of nationalists and patriots. I don’t like patriots or religious weirdos, but I would like to be a nuisance, I’d like to stand behind the National Health system and all these other miracles like the Welfare State. You know, stand beside the things I truly believe in because I think the Welfare State’s a miracle and it’s under attack the whole time.

I would like to still be active.. keep my mind active and still always stand for freedom and the things that I really believe in, the things I believed in when I was a hippy, and I still believe in now.

I’ve never been ambitious, never. I’ve always been a dreamer, and I prefer It that way, because everything you get when you’re a dreamer is OK, if you’re ambitious and you don’t get the thing you’ve been aiming for, you feel as if you’re a disappointment or a failure and that can be a terrible thing and most of the time it’s wrong, most people aim too low. I have always just been a dreamer who kind of accepted things as just being normal, I always accepted that I would be at this point. Right of wrong that’s what I did. And I don’t have ambition. I just want to keep honing the thing that I’ve got and make it better and better that’s all. That’s the only ambition I feel, I just want to be very good at what I do.. keep the standard very high, stay dangerous.

Chronology

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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

2011

November Appearance at the Criterion Theatre for ‘A Special Audience With Billy Connolly’ raising money for Besting Blood Cancers

September - November Filming ‘Quartet’

September Route 66 is broadcast on ITV1

August Billy appears on BBC2 Scotland’s “Gerry Rafferty: Right Down the Line” documentary

June Billy is interview for Alan Yentob’s ‘The Art of Standup’

April – June Billy begins Route 66 journey filming for ITV

April Billy records two poems for Disney’s “A Poem Is…”

January – March Billy completes a nine week tour of Australia

2010

Billy appears in the film “Gulliver’s Travels”

November – Billy tours Canada

August -Billy recieves the freedom of the City of Glasgow award

July - Billy recieves an honorary Doctorate from Nottingham Trent University

March - Billy holds a 4 day tour of Seattle

January - Billy is resident at Hammersmith Apollo for a sold out tour.

2009

November - Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day is released in theatres across America

September - Billy toured Scotland

May/June - Billy filming the new Gulliver’s Travels feature film.

January/February - Billy toured New Zealand.

January - Open Season 2 is released, Billy plays McSquizzy

2008

In November Billy returned to Canada to film Boondock Saints II

July to September Billy filmed his journey through the famous Northwest Passage for the hit ITV series ‘Journey to the Edge of the World’

May and June - Billy toured Ireland.

March - Billy performed a selection of dates in San Francisco.

January/February - Billy filming the new X-Files feature film

2007

In February Billy was once again a guest on ESPN’s Fly Fishing Show with John Barrett.

During March Billy will be performing for 3 weeks at the Brentwood Theatre in LA and another 2 week theatre run during June at the Loeb Theatre in Boston

On the 21st and 22nd of July Billy performed for two sold out nights during the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival.

Billy ends this touring year with a sold out UK tour during September and October performing in theatres around England and in Wales.

Billy took to the stage in November taking part in Eric Idle’s new play ‘What About Dick?’ a film for Radio. There was only two try out performances for this work in progress at the Ricardo Montalban Theatre in Los Angeles

2006

Billy starts the year with a 2 month sold out tour of Australia

After the success of the 2005 performances in NY, Billy revisited NY in May and performed for 3 weeks at the 37 Arts Theatre in NY, the theatre run was then extended by another 3 weeks.

In July Billy received the Dr of Drama degree from the Glasgow Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama.

The animated feature Open Season was released in September. Billy voices the squirrel McSquizzy.

The year was ended by a sold out month tour of Canada, in which Billy visited 13 cities.

2005

During February Billy performed for 2 nights in Philadelphia and another 2 nights at Town Hall in NY which were recorded and later in the year released on DVD by Universal entitled ‘Billy Connolly Live in NY’ which sold over half a million to date.

Billy toured Scotland during April and May, venue tickets sold out within hours.

In June Billy played the lead role of Fido in ‘Fido’ along with Dylan Baker and Carrie Ann Moss.

During October and November Billy played the role of Lord Dargis in Garfield 2.

Billy was back in front of the camera in December for the filming of ‘Good Sharma’ in which he played the role of Reverend Webster.

2004

Billy completed a 2 month, 25 date sell out tour of New Zealand in March. While on tour Billy also filmed the new world tour series titled ‘Billy Connolly’s World Tour of New Zealand. The new series was shown on BBC at the end of 2004. Also sold to Australian TV and New Zealand TV and was released on DVD later this year

In April Billy performed 2 sold out benefit concerts at The Oxford New Theatre in memory of Malcolm Kingsnorth who for 25 years was his tour manager/sound engineer.

Billy completes filming the role of Uncle Monty in the new film titled ‘Lemony Snicket ~ A series of unfortunate events’ directed by Brad Silberling and starring Jim Carrey and Meryl Streep

During September and October Billy performed 18 sold out days at the London Hammersmith Apollo.

2003

In December Billy was presented with the CBE by the Prince of Wales.

Billy was a guest on the ESPN Fishing Programme in June

Billy completes filming a role in the 2004 blockbuster ‘The Last Samurai’ directed by Edward Zwick. Billy takes on the part of Zebulon Gant and old Army friend of Captain Nathan Algren (Tom Cruise) who are hired to train Japan’s first modern, concept army. Also starring Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall and Tony Goldwyn

2003 also saw Billy presented with a Bafta Lifetime Achievement Award

2002

Billy plays Professor Johnston in the sci-fi film ‘Timeline’ based in the novel written by Michael Crichton, directed by Richard Donner and starring Paul Walker, Frances O’Connor and Gerard Butler.

2001

Billy plays Barry Kolker opposite Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin Wright Penn a Renee’ Zellweger in the acclaimed drama ‘White Oleander’ directed by Peter Kosminsky.

England and Ireland tour.

March: Billy has completed filming for a new film titled “Man Who Sued God” in which Billy plays the lead role of a fisherman whose boat is destroyed by lightening. When the insurance agents declare this as an “Act of God” he decided to take God’s representatives to court. The film stars Judy Davis who plays a local journalist.

July: Billy was awarded an honorary doctorate of letters at a ceremony in the University of Glasgow.

2000

September: Billy played two record breaking sold-out nights at His Majesty’s Theatre in Aberdeen. Profits from the evenings were donated towards the refurbishment of Lonarch Hall, Strathdon and the Tickety-boo Tea charity.

Billy was presented The Peoples Award for Outstanding Contribution in the Arts. Other nominees in the category included JK Rowling, Ben Elton and Stella McCartney. Billy has just completed filming for a BBC feature length comedy drama Gentlemen’s Relish. Billy plays Kingdom Swann, an Edwardian artist forced to take up photography when his style of painting goes out of fashion. Also starring in the film are Sarah Lancashire and Douglas Henshall. The film is scheduled for screening later this year.

July: Billy completed filming a cameo role in Cletis Tout.

June: Billy completed filming for Gabrielle & Me in which Billy plays the Archangel Gabrielle who is approached by a little boy to get lessons in being an angel. The film is directed by Udayan Prasad, produced by Samuelson Films and is due for release in 2001.

May: Billy completed a two week, 13 date sell-out tour of Canada.

1999

December: Billy has just completed filming for An Everlasting Piece. Directed by Barry Levinson and stars Anna Friel and Barry McEvoy, it is a Belfast-based story of two barbers attempting to bring hair toupees to Northern Ireland in the Eighties.

November: Billy completed a five week, 25 date sell-out run at the London Apollo Hammersmith.

Billy launched Tickety-Boo Tea with a press conference aboard the square rigger “Grand Turk”. All profits from the tea go to charitable causes, particularly neglected and abandoned children world-wide.

July: Billy filmed Beautiful Joe opposite Sharon Stone. Billy plays Joe, a character who on discovering he only has a few months to live, embarks on a soul searching journey where he meets Hush(Sharon Stone). Release date tbc.

May: Billy completed a four month, 59 date sell-out tour of Australia and New Zealand.

1998

November 98: BBC 1 screened Erect for 30 Years - a celebration of Billy’s career, spanning three decades. The programme included tribute interviews from Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Dame Judi Dench, Whoopi Goldberg and Eddie Izzard.

September 98: Billy completed filming The Boon Dock Saints in Toronto, Canada where he plays a major cameo role.

Billy played the part of Dryden in the film The Debt Collector, directed by Anthony Neilson, due for release in June 1999. He also managed to take some time out of his busy schedule to present Sean Connery the Life Time Achievement Award at the BAFTAS.

Filmed in early 1998, Still Crazy features Billy playing the role of a roadie for a fictional 70’s rock band. Also starring Stephen Rea, Timothy Spall, Jimmy Nail and Juliet Aubrey. Released Autumn 1998.

The Changeling, a film based on the original story by Thomas Middleton and William Rowley in which Billy plays the cameo role of Alibius, was released in 1998.

1997

1997 saw the triumphant theatrical release of the critically acclaimed film Mrs Brown in which he played the role of John Brown opposite Dame Judi Dench as Queen Victoria. Soon after the release of the film he was back in front of the cameras playing the part of Sparks in the forthcoming American film The Imposters. In October he hosted the BAFTA Tribute evening to Dustin Hoffman in LA. Billy played the voice of PC for the Australian children’s film PAWS, which was released in Australia in October.

Throughout June and July 1997 Billy had a sell-out Northern UK tour, and completed in January his sell-out 18 nights of stand-up comedy at the Labbatts Apollo Hammersmith. In between his run at Hammersmith and his UK tour he returned to America to shoot a second episode of the sitcom Pearl with Rhea Perlman and Malcolm McDowell.

1996

1996 was a busy year for Billy - in the early part of the year he starred in the BBC costume drama The Life And Crimes Of Deacon Brodie which was broadcast on BBC1 in March. He toured Ireland in July and August. Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Australia was shown on BBC1 and attracted over 9 million viewers. Billy completed the year with the filming of Mrs Brown. He also appeared as Billy Big Bones in the new Muppet movie version of Treasure Island.
1995

In 1995 Billy swept the board at the Scottish BAFTAS with awards for Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Scotland (Best Entertainment Programme); Down Among The Big Boys (Best Drama) and The Bigger Picture (Best Arts Programme).

The six part series on Scottish art, The Bigger Picture was shown on the BBC in January. A Scottish tour provided the footage for the celebrated Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Scotland, broadcast on the BBC in the summer and later released on video. Billy’s voice is featured in the Disney animated film Pocahontas.

On the small screen, Billy has presented The Bigger Picture - a six part series on Scottish art, Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Scotland - six programmes documenting a tour of his beloved homeland, Return To Nose And Break - a Comic Relief special and Billy Connolly: A Scot in The Artic - a BBC special in which he survived totally alone for one week in the Artic.

1993

In 1993 Billy toured Australia and New Zealand, The Middle East, Hong Kong and the USA as well as starring in the highly acclaimed BBC drama Down Among The Big Boys.

1992

In January 1992, Billy’s 25th year as a stand-up comedian, the American ABC Network premiered Billy, the series created from his character in Head Of The Class. A major UK tour followed in March and ITV screened a South Bank Show Special to commemorate his 25th anniversary.

1991

A three week run at the Hammersmith Odeon in the summer of 1991 broke the venue’s record for the longest run. The subsequent video Live At The Hammersmith selling in excess of 500,000 copies.
1990

In 1990 Billy married Pamela Stephenson in Fiji, recorded an HBO special with Whoopi Goldberg and embarked on a four month tour of Australia and New Zealand. Soon after followed his debut in the popular series Head Of The Class and a TV and film deal with Warner Bros.

1989

1989 brought tours of Ireland, Canada and the USA and culminated in a sell-out concert at the Carnegie Hall. This was the year Billy went to Mozambique to film a documentary for Comic Relief and shaved his trademark beard for a role in the feature film The Big Man with Liam Neeson.

1987

Billy completed another world tour in 1987 with 6 performances at the Royal Albert Hall , resulting in the triple platinum Billy And Albert video.

1984

In 1984 came a tour of Australia and New Zealand, and roles in the BBC’s Androcles And The Lion, the British comedy Bullshot and Water with Michael Caine.

1981

In 1981 the video of the Bite Your Bum tour won Music Week and Record Business Awards and in 1982 his eighth album Pick Of Billy Connolly was awarded a gold disc. That same year he appeared as Beefy in The Beastly Beatitudes Of Balthazar B in London’s West End, published Gullible’s Travels, his second book and released the top-selling video Hand-picked By Billy Connolly.

1978

In 1978 Billy appeared with the Scottish Opera in Sir Alexander Gibson’s production of Die Fledermaus at the Glasgow Royal, followed by a nation-wide tour and a co-starring role with Richard Burton in the 1979 movie Absolution. In the same year his play The Red Runner was performed to packed houses at the Edinburgh Festival.

Having served an apprenticeship as a welder in the Clyde shipyards, Billy embarked upon a career in show business and found success with Gerry Rafferty and folk band The Humblebums. Billy’s humorous introductions soon became an audience favourite and in 1971 he played his first solo concert. From that evolved The Great Northern Welly Boot Show, a popular mixture of music and talk that firmly established Billy’s talent as a popular entertainer. Polydor released a double album which was followed by a sell-out performance at the world-famous Palladium and a UK No.1 with the smash hit D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Billy has released 10 home videos 25 BC, Billy And Albert, An Audience With Billy Connolly, Billy Connolly Live, Live ‘94, World Tour Of Scotland (Two Bites of), World Tour Of Australia and Two Night Stand and more recently, Billy Connolly: Erect For 30 Years which have collectively sold in excess of 3 million copies.